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JUST KIDDING
Here is my narrative of our vacation to Cancun. We went there with some friends from MI and due to OPPA (other people's privacy protection) I will use first initials only which are R, K, M, L, D, S, .....So here are some of the things we learned in Cancun:
-There are places (other than Kodiak) where the water is actually clear, warmer than 50F, and is fun to swim in.
- Palm trees are very pretty and only grow in tropical climates (even though we live on an island, it's anything but tropical here).
-Turtles sleep a lot and will not be disturbed by anyone or anything.
- The pool is only empty when it's really windy and cloudy.
-Laying in the pool with your head under water could possibly be fatal.
- When you horse around by the pool you may end up in the water.
- You must protect your corner by the bar. In other words get K. some "Bacardi and Rum".
- Say "no,no,no" to pool Olympics. D. lost some of his toe participating but the medic there can fix anything with ten yards of medical tape. Therefore run to the restroom when the hotel cheer squad tries to recruit participants.
- Michael Jackson, for obvious reasons, has relocated to Mexico.
- "Thriller" is still a hit south of California.
- S. didn't run from the cheer squad fast enough and learned that he can only do one push up with his "foster wife" on top of him.
- M. didn't run fast enough either...."Nice Boa"....
- When in doubt, drink more beer????
- Floating on a boogie board is somewhat pointless if there aren't any waves.
- They don't know how to spell in Mexico.
- L and S could only dream of a drink this size.
- D. looks pretty hot in a bikini.
- D. can dance even though he says otherwise. 
- Coco Bongos is a crazy place full of intoxicated teenagers . Also you can fit an amazing amount of people in a small space.
- Liquor dispensers in your room come in handy when you're missing half a toe and there is no other way to disinfect it......ouch.... 
- Rooftops can also be used to put someone in "time out".
-When a guy rolls cigars in front of you they are probably not "real Cuban" cigars.
- You can always find another tourist to take a group picture.
- Life in Cancun is such a drag............... That's it so far, some snorkeling pics will follow. Poor guys in my spin class will "cry like little girl" when they have to work out to Mexican resort music on Monday......
